The recent loss of HALF of the P.O.P. has resulted in urgent renegotiations to restore the former constitutional stronghold over party HQ. It is widely anticipated that P.O.P. family will be in need of expansion and, as yet, the exact technical and logistical details of that expansion have to discovered. They are not believed to be found on planet earth at the time of writing. Major HQ ground works are at planning stage and are believed to include: The excavation of the sofa from beneath the vast stock of valuable commodities currently held in storage. The removal of 3.6 mm of solid dust from all surfaces at the HQ hospitality suite.
